Now that’s a strange title you might think. In German it’s called “Feinstaubplakette”. Some time ago, particle pollution through fine particles (Feinstaub) became the new media hype to alert and thrill the masses. Fine particles where everywhere and of course everyone was suffering. And while the discussion of the subject ain’t new, some rules are.

We now have emission stickers in Germany, that classify cars based on the particle pollution they produce. Some areas (mostly metropolitan) were declared Green Zones and you may not drive in(to) a zone, if your car doesn’t wear the correct sticker. The classification depends on the engine type, filters and all that stuff. Sounds difficult, but I must say it was really hard to find cars that wear a sticker that ain’t the highest classification. Tonight in Stuttgart was the first time I saw one. Yes, the rules have been watered down to almost nothing. Even the old car of my mother, which wouldn’t get a sticker last year without modification, can get one now without breaking a sweat. And in case you still wouldn’t get one, there are exceptions for oldtimers and cars you own long enough (so you don’t have to afford a new one).

It’s kind of a bouncer thing. You’re ugly, you don’t get in. But if you’re old, it’s okay to be ugly. And if you’ve been ugly all your life, that’s cool, too. Only if you recently got ugly and can’t make enough excuses, then maybe… only maybe, you will not be let in. Ah, but what the heck, just step on it and they’ll try to make a rule to justify it.

Funny how concepts that are based on good ideas can go down. But while we’re at it, I’d like to suggest something to make life on and near the streets more enjoyable. Based on the bouncer, try a Good Looks Sticker. No more ugly cars on the street.
“Try washing your car for a change, junky.”
“Fiat Multipla? Fsck no!”
“You painted your 1967 Mustang GT500 Shelby Fastback… pink?!? Die and go to hell!!!” *bang bang bang* (Seriously, saw a photo of that… as if millions of big blocks suddenly cried out in terror…)