This leads me to the message of this post. Public toilets can be interesting. Not interesting as in educational, but interesting as in disgusting. Especially when people think they are alone, while you have a sit-in a few meters away.

Guys, is it that hard to flush urinals as well? Even if you start to drink Chanel Nº 5, your piss won’t have the fragrance of Marilyn Monroes’ pillow and the longer it stays in warm rooms with bad air condition… well, let your imagination do the rest.

And please, for the love of St. Rochus, wash your hands in any case. Don’t you find the thought disgusting to shake hands with someone who just drained the lizard, shook off the last drop and/or wiped away his vestiges? And what are you doing with your hand after you pressed the flesh with someone like that? Cover your yawning mouth? Pick your nose? Pet your lovers face? Romantic! Of course that’s just a paranoid exaggeration. But think about it. Wouldn’t the world be a better place if some people would just spend a few more seconds on each run to wash their hands?

Now, because I know that no one listens to my ranting, have a link to some more fun.

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