So let’s see if I understand current commercials correctly. It seems that the killer feature of Windows 7 is to arrange two windows side by side. Wow! But then again, the killer feature of the new iPhone is copy & paste.
Conclusion: I should lower my standards. Drastically!
I’m waiting for the new Zen player. Prolly you [...]

… Asterix, Great Depression (Black Tuesday), Hair, Bob Ross, Internet and many more.
Interesting combination.

Our website at work is now officially huge. We’ve got OVER 9000 pages!!!11eleven!

(Yeah, I got the feeling that I had to post this crap. And yeah, I know, I’m such a poor internet meme victim and need to get a life…)

Werte Mitbenutzer der Deutschen Sprache. Das Ministerium für sprachlich korrekte Beleidigungen in der Anwendung (kurz MfskBidA) weißt auf folgende Abkürzungen hin:
Assi (hartes/scharfes S) = Assistent
Asi (weiches S) = Asozialer
(Mir ist bewusst, dass laut Duden beides “Assi” geschrieben wird, doch eine Unterscheidung wäre nett, zumal die Aussprache unterschiedlich ist.)

Seen how pro I’m getting again, I should really post a bit more. That said, I’ll do what I wanted to do for a long time… repost stuff from my old, German blog… and maybe some newer stuff.

I’m demanding a drink-mail-limit!
Ich fordere eine Promillegrenze für Mails.

Ballots in a parking lot. Drive-through election… wtf? Sounds like a republican idea for fastfood america. It’s like driving to McDonalds. A president? You want fries with that? Oh yeah vote McCain (fries). Sublimal, tricky even. They try everything these days.
Is it just me that thinks the US elections are fun? For example, the most [...]

KIBO = Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
Now I finally understand some quirks of (upper) management. ’nuff said.
(Disclaimer: Any possible negative conclusion that can be implied from this post does neither apply to my current employer, nor recent one’s or the one’s I might work for in the future.)

… and a bit more. Lemme see… a bit over 2 months… well, no one would belive I got that much holiday saved up.
First coffee after two weeks… oh, sweet coffee machine, I didn’t know how much I missed you.
Anyway, for a small update: Photographing again, riding my bike again, created three characters for DnD [...]

Oh, this is something new. Comment spam is getting a little more creative. Now it insults people and is posted with more than just one line. If they’d just use less obvious mail addresses, website urls and use a few words from the context to make it seem like it would be actually on topic, [...]